btwitzvortex

a sexy ass username

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by fucktard108 February 22, 2022

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

btwitiailwu

By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You

jill: goodnight jack.
jack: goodnight.
jill: btwitiailwu.
jack: what?
jill: uhm, i think i am in love with you.
jack: i'm in love with you too.

by ChickWithTheFace August 23, 2009

Batwinging

A term used to describe a male's testicles getting stuck to his leg.

Tony didn't care who he was talking to, it could have been the Queen of England, he was gonna reach down and fix himself if he was batwinging it no matter who it was.

by @Badmoneyslim July 15, 2019

Batwing

The excess skin of your ballbag when it sticks to your inner leg on a hot day. When spreading your legs the skin streches and looks like a Batwing! All veiny and stuff!

Fucking hell mate I've got proper batwing.

Shit it's hot out! Ive got batwing and everything!

Cross your legs mate, looks like you've got some batwing there!

You know its hot when you've got batwing.

by Mankie June 29, 2006

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

batwing

it's what you can do to someone on a hot afternoon when your testicles are drooping extremely far down...it's a 2 part process...you take a sweaty ball in the palm of your hand, and the other nut in the other hand and stretch them out as far apart as possible, this is easy part...for the 2nd (and more difficult) part you you gotta find a slutty bitch who's down for the clown, and you get her in any of many sexy submissive poses and stretch your nutsack over her face...if you do this correctly you should be able to get both balls all the way around to her ears...its quite a sight because you can see the imprint of their face poking out through your scrotum

Brad was such a cock mongrel that he was just begging to be batwinged

did you see the way i batwinged that bitch last night, she didnt know what was coming

Chris batwinged Brad 3 times while he was passed out

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005