french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head

"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."

by tonyynot May 3, 2008

mung baptism

mung baptism is usually done to a "virgin" munger as a sort of initiation after his first mung outing. After preforming mung one sprinkles mung juice on the once virgins head. It's pretty much a one way ticket to hell.

Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.

by Tyler Roberts November 7, 2007

Baltism

When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality

So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?

by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017

canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010