toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007

bathed in legitimacy

something immensely opulent and amazing.

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

by superking2 December 15, 2016

Cuck Bath

When the liberal sissy takes a bath after his wife got inseminated by a Mandingo.

Ant: Where is that guy Bill, why is he so late.
Dec: He is probably having a cuck bath since his wife gets rammed by Tyron.
Ant: What a cuck this degenerate is.
Dec: We should never hang out with his low T cuck ever again.
Ant:MAGA bro

by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

the bath

A meme originating from the band Gorillaz's spirit house video (2017). In the video, the band enter an old house and band member, Murdoc Niccals, finds the bathroom and exclaims, ''The bath!'' rather enthusiastically and proceeds to take a bath. the phrase has now been coined as an inside joke among 'Gorillaz' fans.

*Murdoc sees bath*
Murdoc: The bath!
Murdoc: Hey guys I'm just gonna take a bath...
Gorillaz fandom: THE BATHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by SexySeagull April 21, 2017

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

Chlorine Bath

When, in the summertime, instead of having a regular shower in your bathroom you jump in a chlorine-filled pool to disinfect yourself from the sweat and sunscreen that you've accumulated on your body since the last time you had a shower.

Person 1:"Yo Mon, you going upstairs to have a shower or what?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I'm gunna go have a chlorine bath. I like the way my hair curls after one anyways."

Person 1:"You smell really..clean. Did you have a chlorine bath?"
Person 2:"Yes actually I did, right in my own backyard!"

by MonMon de BonBon July 14, 2010