massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011

Bassoon

most likely to screw up in songs and act so high and mighty but fail without the rest of the band. Shame the brass instruments when brass carry most if not all the songs a good band plays.

This is the fifth time in three minutes you messed up bassoons, keep it up and you won't play at all.

by Seth Rodriguez April 21, 2022

bassoon

Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"

Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."

by Jack Cole March 18, 2005

bossomo

Combination of bossome and awesomo; a boss and awesome way of saying something is boss and awesome.

Damnnnn this band is so bossomo!

by therosemary April 26, 2006

Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.

I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010

peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003