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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011
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Bushmaster

The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.

A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
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Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master
"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"
by Sam Baker May 21, 2006
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ballmaster

Someone who keeps on your case to do something, or someone who is being a complete asshole.
"Dude, my manager is being a total ballmaster today."
by Judah126 May 18, 2008
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assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.
'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'
by the williams July 11, 2003
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assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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beastmaster

The girl is a beastmaster.
by Buckie November 4, 2004
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