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bachelor load

a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.

- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "

"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"

"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."

"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
by Gary Straynge November 8, 2011
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chronic bachelor

A guy who avoids female relationships, but relies mostly on various female sexual encounters for pleasure.
Even though he won't get married, he is still livin the life as a chronic bachelor.
by Mr. Chronic Bachelor December 9, 2008
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Death of a Bachelor

Panic! at the Disco's awesome new song
wow, death of a bachelor is an amazing song
by Kneelinthatbathtub October 16, 2015
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paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
by mr bog December 8, 2010
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bachem

a fresher word used in Northern Virginia to replace your typical "man, dawg, fam, ngga, etc"...

translated in the afghan lang. of dari,
it literally means & stands for "son"
sup bachem, what it is bachem, whats good bachem, what it be bachem, etc.....
by chefboyarbeatz December 31, 2005
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Basheering

The verb/action of beating your meat intensely, while sweating.
Basheer was caught basheering in 2nd period, and today he took a dookie in the restroom while basheering.
by Yung Saucer Brian May 15, 2018
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Bachelor Buffet

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.
"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."
by the beeb June 23, 2007
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