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Bastard carrier

Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.
The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.
by antiseptic September 6, 2012
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shadow bastard

Used by a horror reaction channel by the name of Caspersight, shadow bastard is a vulgar description of shadow people; black entities that appear as shadows.
by Dumbkiddie December 2, 2021
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Bastard Bitch

Something a pissed off Indian or Pakistani says
What did you say to me you bloody bastard bitch?
by smoked up bacon rasher April 28, 2020
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big bastards

Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"

To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
Dude1: Check out those big bastards!
Dude2: Holy shit!
by KappaPhi2008 May 16, 2008
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Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.
You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket
by jariki August 12, 2010
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jive ass bastard

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009
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Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the 9 rappers that makes up the Wu-Tang Clan. The Group includes: Prince (The RZA) Rakeem, Raekwon, Method Man, GhostFace Killah, Genius (GZA), U-God, Master Killa, Inspectah Deck and of course Ol' Dirty Bastard. His other alias' include ODB, Big Baby Jesus,and Dirt McGirt. Real name Russel Tyrone Jones.
by mello_scrilla December 28, 2005
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