cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

by adam and steve December 3, 2004

bandito

slang for mexican gang banger

Those fuckin banditos ripped my brother off.

by FRanz Fender June 6, 2005

bandito raucous

When you cause a problem on a large scale to annoy or aggravate someone.

Jeff : Hey see that Jew over there I'm gonna go tell him the Holocaust never happened.

Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous

by Armadyl Alliance July 26, 2010