banoffee pie

When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.

Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"

Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"

by senor chisel November 26, 2011

Baffed

No clue what the fucks going on

baffled

Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '

by Articulatator(sex god) March 4, 2018

baffen

Baffen is the Dutch term for sucking/licking an anus.

Ik ga je lekker baffen vanavond: Translation; I'll go suck your anus tonight.

by Emiel June 25, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

Baffing Spoon

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010

Balff

to cut the purity, or buff, any amount of crystal methamphetamine with dandruff from ones scrotum.

i balff 'ed the shit out of that pint

by Cydius February 21, 2011