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Here's to breast augmentation surgery, and the full balcony that I got from it!
by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 25, 2005
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Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.
A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
by brawquine April 19, 2009
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balcony

Used to describe a woman's breasts as the sudden jutting of a woman's mammaries resonables a 16th century shakespearean balcony.
"Did you check out the balcony on that woman, Reginald."
"Indeed, Cedric."
"I want to have sex with her."
by Steve February 22, 2005
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Balconite

A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.
Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.
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balatos

Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos
by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012
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Balconoob

Noob defenders in Mineplex Castle Siege who lose on Sunstone because they didn't watch the balconies.
Bob: OMG WE LOST IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES HOWWWWWW
Joe: You lost because you were a balconoob.
by FlyingTryhard April 1, 2017
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Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!
I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.
by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022
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