baltag

Torture technique employed by 8th grade Romanian language teachers which results in many young adults to turn to a life of crime or debauchery. Axe with a fat blade and short handle, just like Oana Roman.

You need to read Baltagul by the end of the week or else! She hit him over the head with the baltag.

by eisn January 20, 2022

balacco

a popular last name on the east coast of the USA, especially New Jersey, popularly paired with Jennifer

Hey! I'm Allison! My best friend's last name is Balacco!

Balaccos are NINJAS!

by Ninjallison June 23, 2008

European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

Bala Blu

Incoherent nonsense, uttered to mock an individual suspected of having a mental or speech impediment. The term was inadvertently coined by Nigerian politician Bola Tinubu.

A town hall, different from Bala Blu

by Kenny2022 December 8, 2022

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Baltasar

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

by not balta February 14, 2017

baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019