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Ballshit!

The curious occurrence when your frustration reaches a point that you begin to slur together multiple curse words. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

May also be played up for laughs after it is discovered that one has a talent for it.
"Ballshit!" "Cocknobbler!" "Mother of assbastarding fuckspunk!"
by Saluriel February 13, 2010
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ballsectomy

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.
I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy
by flowerboat March 10, 2017
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ballsdeep

An interjection, often used in place of "for real" or "I'm serious;" an indicator of sincerity.
If you touch my woman, I will mess you up. Ballsdeep.
by Errgh February 22, 2005
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Ballshit

1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!

2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.

3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.

4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!

Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...

(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
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Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.
by Mike July 17, 2003
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ballshead

When the penis of a man is so small in size, that he lacks a "shaft." There's just balls and then the head. Ballshead. It can also be used to refer to anything that is a huge disappointment, or generally lame.

To correctly pronounce this word, it must be said very rapidly, and in one syllable.
Mary: "So I finally had sex with Steve, and he was ballshead. I can't believe it."
by charlez360 October 23, 2011
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Ballsdeeeeeeap

Basically so far down in balls that there is usually no escape and can often lead to:
Butthurtness
Trollyness
Depression
And Stress
I am Ballsdeeeeeeap in Home work
by The Slave of MEMES August 6, 2016
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