Bullseye

Said by Eric Cartman on the show South Park after he as successfully turned himself into a retard to win the prize money in the Special Olympics.

"Bullseye" Cartman said as he looked at himself in the mirror.

by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

bullseye

To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.

Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!

by kendo January 21, 2004

San Francisco bullseye

1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.

I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018

bullseye

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

lower back bullseye

When a female has a tattoo upon her lower back, which is therefore deemed as a target for a male partner to ejaculate onto.

Me: I came on her lower back bullseye last night!
Dan: No waaay!

by Facebookdurmum August 6, 2008

bullseye

When a male makes his partner (male or female) reach orgasm solely by penile penetration and no external stimulus (hands, mouth etc).

Dude, we only had time for a quickie, but I totally hit a bullseye...fifth time this week.

by toosuave September 3, 2013