1 definition by kendo

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To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.
Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!
by kendo January 21, 2004
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