Baldric

A person who uploads terrible YouTube videos.

Baldric uploaded a terrible YouTube video about destroying my art sculpture from Ms. Garcia’s art class. The class is sucks. She will yell apart you becauses she is an olds.

by anonymous March 2, 2019

Badar

Generally a good guy who gets all the gash with an outrageously big penis. Girls can not get enough off him.

Look out blondes, here comes Badar.

by thebadassguynextdoor July 28, 2011

baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Ballarat

The coldest place on earth.

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!

by lindzlea August 16, 2011

bandarlog

An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.

I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!

by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 12, 2007

balderas

the best last name anyone could have!

what's your name
- balderas
whoa! awesome!!!

by peke29 April 20, 2009

Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009