banenis

1)a banana penis
2)banana females use in place of
actual penis
3)a tiny, yellow, curved penis
4)asian penis

tess sucked j-lee's banenis in the back of his toyota
and then later used a frozen banenis to satisfy herself.

by sasomema May 6, 2007

baner

1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin

It is NO COINCIDENCE that John Boehner's name is pronounced "baner" (btw, the alternative pronunciation is "boner" :-)

by tifosa September 26, 2010

baheith

A cockless monster, that stands the height of a Peter. One is very hairy with a large torso and small arms and legs. Also confused sexually.

Holy shit bro, look at that baheith!

by sha_boy_austin January 4, 2017

D-bagnet

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

by JPotter April 26, 2010

Baneen

A mythical creature. Known for it's large, bird-like features. It is also referred to as "The Great Hawk" in some stories. The Baneen is described as having a large beak, in which to feed on it's prey. Is thought to have originated from Indian fairy-tales.

I have only seen the Baneen once before, back when I was a child. It's huge wings seemed to stretch right across the sky. Oh, how I long to see it once more before I die.

by mythicalll September 26, 2010

baneen

one who has excessive fat under the eyeys resulting in bad eye sight.

shes a baneen, she has fat eyes.

by hasoonie October 30, 2011

deutsche bahn

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

by the defenition master June 18, 2017