babcock

A piss that hurts; it is when one's crotch hurts, due to medical reasons or something stupid one did, while one is taking the action of reliving oneself.

Um... uh... hey dude? What does it mean if you continually have babcocks? Does it mean you have, um, a STD?

by Connor Doggett April 14, 2010

Babcock

Dumbest GM in the NBA. Can't even rebuild a team properly. No trading skills. Should be fired NOW!

Man that trade was so unfair, they got babcocked!

by angry_fan May 13, 2005

babcockery

silly tasks one would perform if he or she were a babcock.

what is this babcockery?!

by Courtneybbygirl May 1, 2010

BARCOCK

THE EFFECT OF A MALE DRINKING TO MUCH AND NOT BEING ABLE TO BUST A NUT OR ACHEIVE AN ERECTION.

OR

A MALE THATS IS TO WASTED TO KNOW THAT THE GIRL HE IS ABOUT TO FUCK IS A DOUBLE BAGGER.

Dude, I tried to fuck a bitch at my bachelor party last night, too bad I had barcock...

OR

Dude how was your double bagger last night?

Dude why didnt you stop me from leaving last night you know I had barcock....

by Token25 July 16, 2011

Babcock

The act of taking some real dick from behind and quickly swallowing the cum on camera.

She babcocked herself into popularity on the internet!

by The Satan November 21, 2019

Peter Baddock

The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.

See that bloke, he is a Peter Baddock, so old he doesn’t know where he is...

by Mcguinness May 21, 2021

Babcocking

bab-koch-ing

–verb
1.
The act of having sex in a school bathroom, then getting caught by an unknowing person who wanted to correctly use the facilities.

OMG Jane and John were suspended for babcocking!

by regnal92 May 29, 2010