Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.

"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."

by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022

Anti Bacterial Gang

(ABG as an acronym) is a collective on internet kids making trash music on soundcloud, they're still working on the debut album but legends say that they will never finish it

person 1 : Anti Bacterial Gang
Cuba : i like dicks !
Muchii777 : Josh finish the album (i hate ra)
Josh : ok
Eli : i like men
Kio : yoooooo
Mags :
Zeon : owo
Lei : im short as fuck and canadian holy shit

by Epilepsy Warning July 12, 2022

Unprotected Bacteria Sex

Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.

Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!

by CockSucker69420WasTaken March 2, 2023

save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!

pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.

"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

by Apecreature November 14, 2019

bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.

Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"

by Netugi January 13, 2011