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Beijing Jackhammer

A sexual position in which the female lies with her shoulders and neck against the floor. The male then straddles her, holding on to either ankle, inserts and jumps up and down.
He gave her the Beijing Jackhammer and the floor of that hotel room was never the same.
by Sweat Slapalot December 20, 2008
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ball lift jackhammer

a sex position in which the receiver is lifted up in a ball, whereby the lifter entangles their arms with the receiver's legs and arms and proceeds to fuck the living shit out of them.
lachy : hey I heard you and elise had a wild night last night!

alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
by ThatNutcase August 24, 2016
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Bannhammer

The exquisite "hammer" of the Dragon Age character Bann Teagan. He is known for his skilled use of it. (P.S. No, the Bannhammer is not a weapon. It's his penis.)
"I would give anything for a taste of the Bannhammer."-Main Character
"What? Why would you want to taste a weapon? I doubt they would be that great."-Alistair (from Dragon Age: Origins)
"Oh, sweet naive Alistair. Did they teach you nothing at the chantry?"
"How to fight."
"It's his penis, honey."
"His... oh... that's my UNCLE. Why would you.. he's so much older..."
"That's the allure."
"Wish I were born sooner then I guess."
"What? So you could be the Alihammer?"
"Princehammer maybe..."
by TheHammerOfBooty August 1, 2013
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kamikaze jackhammer

Verb-

the act of turning your lover upside down on to their head, then inserting a bottle of tobasco sauce into the anus, while simultaniously pumping the legs like a jack hammer, once the bottle is empty, the receiver then shits a heterogeneous mixture of poop and sauce onto the administrators penis whilst shouting " Kamikae Jackhammer!"
Bob: Last night i shoved the old tabasco sauce in my fridge into Carol's ass.
Fred: Wow, what happened next?
Bob: Then she screamed " KAMIKAZE JACKHAMMER and shit it out on and around my penis!
Fred: I wish my girlfriend would do that!
by Kylenardo February 16, 2010
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MTX Jackhammer

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.
My friend just got an MTX Jackhammer for his riced minivan.
by chonk cat February 7, 2009
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jackhammering

when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him
by ooma90 January 5, 2008
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Jackhammer

A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer
Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight?
Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!!
Jim: Who's your daddy bitch
by Smizzles fo Rizzles October 2, 2007
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