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fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008
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ass backwards

To do something totally wrong or stupid, whether intentionally or not. Something that is the opposite of itself. To be stupid or slow.
Did you see him curse out his girlfriend? That's just ass backwards.
by A-TownDown March 7, 2005
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ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong
The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.
by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011
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backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.
Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"
by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016
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Backwards pole vaulter

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"
by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008
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backarse

The most remote and isolated part of any given area. In case of urban areas it is the most derelict and poverty stricken part. Every city, country and area has its own backarse since the term is relative to the more affluent and densely populated places.

In extremely remote places the term 'backarse of nowhere' may be used. This is a more severe version of 'middle of nowhere'. If you can get a mobile phone signal in a very remote area it is the middle of nowhere. In the backarse of nowhere, only satellite phones work.

There is nothing wrong with being, or even living in the backarse of nowhere. However some urbanites and preps may be scared and feel insecure in such places.
I spent my days living in the Backarse of nowhere. Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.
X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!
by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011
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