Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004

Backdoor Burglar

Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.

It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.

However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."

Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.

Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.

by Borkopenny May 13, 2009

Fun Burglar

Someone who takes away, spoils or ruins all the fun of others.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are such Fun Burglars!!!

by Jesslyn Kelly October 1, 2008

In-N-Out Burglar

A man who jumps into your car and tells you to drive. When you stop, he steals whatever is in the car, jumps out and says 'Boo ya!'. This man could be drunk or have a gun or both, and he could also be extrememly tattooed.

The phrase is used in a TobyTurner Youtube video, when he is talking about how his MacBookPro, iPad, camera and expensive electric shaver got stolen. The phrase was coined by Toby's friend Tanya's friend, Eddie.

"Somebody jumped into my car - it was me and Shaun. We're in the car, somebody jumped in, just totally drunk, and basically told us to drive - he didn't have a weapon or anything or a gun, but he had his hand in his pocket, and he was a shady character, and he was talking about, you know, just slurring a bunch of random things to, like, get us to drive, and then he just kind of more... " - Toby Turner

"I'm going to the Police Station after that with this Americano. I'm gonna tell them he had tattoos... the In-N-Out Burglar!" - Toby Turner

by TobyTurnerFan101 March 14, 2011

Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty

"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 28, 2006