bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

Bureaucrat

Generally seen as lacklusters who at the same time want efficiency and who are usually associated with big things like the civil service and wads of paperwork. Though generally such types don't exist anymore, the stereotypical bureaucrat's favourite colour is brown of some variety and enjoys sucking the life out of stuff by involving lots of forms and not doing a lot themselves by delegating responsibilities yet retaining their power. Bureaucracy is thus a negative thing and to be avoided at all costs. You must remember not all bureaucrats are bad, look at Sam Lowry in Brazil. He just tried to correct someone else's mistake and so ended up...well i'd better not spoil it if you haven't seen the film but its bad. Thus disproving the point if all the good ones...having something bad happen. Just avoid bureacrats and all those kids whom aspire to be ones.

Examples of such bureaucracy containing bureaucrats for you to avoid include Banks, The Civil Service in Yes (Prime) Minister, 1984, Brazil Ministry of Information, Vogons

by TedV48 January 9, 2008

Bureaudynamics

Any change or improvement to an organisation will always result in processes becoming more bureaucratic, even if the change is specifically designed to reduce bureaucracy.

Office worker 1: Dude! I thought those changes were meant to cut red tape, but it just seems to have made things even more complicated!
Office worker 2: Yep, you can't fight the law of bureaudynamics!

by Petey-sac July 6, 2017

bureau of land management

The original BLM

Did you know the Bureau of Land Management was established in 1946? And it’s responsible for administering federal lands.

by TheCheeseState November 26, 2021

martin van buren high school

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.

Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.

by lovaboi_dj February 3, 2018

bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.

When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.

by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017

burek

leafy meat pie, popular amongst the people in Balkan Peninsula, besides with meat, it could be made with cheese or apples or simply anything with high collesterol

Here you can stop so we can have a nice hot burek.

I ate 8 bureks and I almost overdosed last night.

by BooWrecka March 29, 2004