Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

by Fraknor May 19, 2008

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008

Bullshittery

The act of making false statements or claims.

Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."

by electric172 August 28, 2005

Bullshitry

Something that is comprised or is the result of bullshit. A noun used as an object expressing frustration with the bullshitty aspects of something.

The bullshitry they put you through in that class is absolutely bullshit.

by JayChele February 11, 2009

That's that bullshit

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit

I'M IN LAST PLACE?! THAT'S THAT BULLSHIT!

by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018

bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.

Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"

by Domestic violins April 27, 2008