breast

a greeting mainly for southern men

wat up breast i anit see u in a long time.

by king dingo ling November 22, 2011

Breast

A term of endearment/affection commonly used within the Southwest Philadelphia area amoung young adult males (ages 18-35.

What's up Breast?
Nothing Breast.
Yo Breast, grab me a stog and the lighter.

by Kelldog June 17, 2004

Breast

Women's organ which can arouse men during sex.
Men like to drink them and they proof of women's fertility and nutritive health

She has so big breast.
He drank milk from her breast during sex

by sexy boy03102005 October 9, 2019

breast

slang used by sws instead of beast... sounds better

holy shit that was breast!

by greg November 10, 2004

breast

see chounce

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014

breast relief

When a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits in order to achieve orgasm. Either of them can use their hands to press her tits together around his cock, and he moves back and forth just like fucking until he cums. She will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck depending on the size of her tits and the length of his cock.

Press your sexy big tits together darling, I will give it to you and have a breast relief.

by breastlover1 December 9, 2012