Bp oil spill

Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)

We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.

by Eodgary November 7, 2015

BP Oil Spill

Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.

I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.

by danasp_42 August 25, 2019

BP hide-n-seek

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

by D-Feld August 6, 2010

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

shred a bp

quickly in in a boner pill to enhance your sexual performance when you need to crush the pussy like your life depends on it

Bro! I can’t believe Jessica said she’d go out with me on Saturday, I’ve been hitting on her all semester. I’m gonna have to shred a bp and absolutely annihilate that gash so she comes back around.

by discarddemon August 27, 2021

R.S.B.P.

Red Shirt Black Pants-refers to the "special" kids who stay in groups and all wear the same outfit so they don't get lost

You are such an RSBP!

by Sarah November 14, 2003

S.B.P.

Sperm Back-up Problems. The male version of PMS which explains why a man is in a foul mood, secondary to his back up of sperm from not getting off lately.

Greg sure is being a jerk today, he must be suffering from S.B.P., maybe Sally stopped putting out.

by SaucyKris September 6, 2007