Multiple bowleosis

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.

John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...

by Master Kief March 1, 2015

Betty Bowers

A character played by comedian Deven Green. The parodies she makes are meant to be satires about Christians and bible thumpers. Her YouTube account is MrsBettyBowers.

Mrs. Betty Bowers is kind of hot.

by ElfenLied June 14, 2009

bowler

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

by hititlong February 3, 2006

dirty bowler

/noun/.
1. A good bowler who has a mind that can not leave the gutter.
2. Someone who get kicked out of buffet bars or children daycares, for various(and possibly related) reasons.
3. A younger-aged man who can throw strikes, as well as skip, dance, and sing Rod Stewart & boy band songs.

You dirty bowler, shave that French moustace off your face!
I heard that the dirty bowler has never been to a theatre with a girl. Gaaaaaaaay!

by Mark James March 27, 2005

Michigan Bowler

When you approach a man from behind and play his balls with your index and middle finger while penatrating your thumb up his anus.

He'll give me a Michigan Bowler I'll never forget.

by Patricio Bernard DeGouveia December 10, 2006

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.

When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003