blimp cheeks

The condition of having a big fat ass. Not ususally on a male, and usually complimenting a nice atractive physique. The ass usually dosn't waver in size due to anny amount of dieting.

Yo that bitch ass ho Burgandy has some blimp cheaks on her.

by Justin Niles. May 24, 2005

Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.

Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.

by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012

Blimp Worthy

A way to rate an all you can eat buffet. Inspired by listening to ABC's Brent Musburger who keeps calling a football game blimp worthy.

That new Chinese buffet at the mall is totally "Blimp Worthy".

by Sex and the Single Dad November 26, 2011

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

Blimp Queen

An overweight chick, who think she is hot. Wears tight pants and reveling clothes. The fat chick in question may even have a tramp stamp and is proud of it

When trolling the internet. All I see are women who are nothing but Blimp Queens.

by ChasnDaDragon November 14, 2009

blimp strats

The best way to see davey

I decided to use Blimp strats in this speedrun. It made Dead Man Walking so much quicker!

by AgentFiveSeven August 24, 2021

blimp burn

A phenomena associated with the smoking of low grade cannabis extracts in a joint. Pieces of plastic in the joint ignite and drop onto the smoker in Hindenburg fashion.

"Don't bother with that soapbar shit, it'll blimp burn all over your new trackies"

by Blazin' Barry Chuckle January 13, 2015