San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.

Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.

by TISBCO September 13, 2010

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

Benito

Shawn Mendes in a photoshoot

“Did you see that photoshoot?”
“Yeah I love Benito in it he’s so hot

by Shawn Mendes fangirl April 7, 2019

benito

a person that is mexican goes to colfax mingo looks like a school shooter

Person 1:is't that a school shooter Benito?
Person 2: nah he sits at home sniffing lines of coke

by THOT-OLOGYST April 17, 2019

Benito

Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.

"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"

by guishorro February 9, 2018

benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Benito Latherman

You are a proper cunt.

Mate, Benito Latherman.

by TomyLad123 April 9, 2020