When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
by TISBCO September 13, 2010

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.
fucks.
"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"
by guishorro February 9, 2018

by OMG WHY IS EVERY DICK TAKEN September 26, 2022

A person best known for breaking up relationships through manipulation and narcissistic tactics. Very two faced character who likes to prey on relationship weaknesses and uses very sneaky and sly tactics to become the person they need
He's just pulled a benito zappia on you bro and u didn't see it
benito zappia did it again and now she's goneb
benito zappia did it again and now she's goneb
by Benny zap January 13, 2024
