Beefers

People with bovine prototypical properties.

Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?

by the Beefer August 25, 2009

beefer

someone who will start arguments with anyone

bro tucker is such a beefer

I kno-
FUCK YOU FIGHT ME BITCH
goddamn dude stfu beefer

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020

Beefer

Someone obese or just plain yikes

God Joseph is such a beefer

by Bophie lane August 11, 2021

BEEFER

An absolute Unit with a cock the size of your forearm who has way more fortnite wins than you

synonym: Chad, alpha, real one
antonym: fagass whore

That goddamn BEEFER just stole my girl, now the only thing I can do is kill myself!

by BRAINDEADpENGUIN May 10, 2020

Beefer

A nickname for a beef hotdog, and is generally considered reliable but ordinary. Beefers are generally overshadowed by the cheeser.

Friend1: Hey bro, pass a dog over to me

Friend2: Beefer or cheeser?
Friend1: I ain't fuck wit no Beefer gimme dat cheeser!
Friend2: Shii aight I'm vibin wit you

by Dr._salaharie January 22, 2020

chest beefers

Large female breasts.

Yo, Eric’s girl is the total package. Cute face, round ass, and those chest beefers… god damn.

by Birdakiss February 23, 2024

Beefers

When someone/something excretes ass gas so potent, it has consequences.

Karsten slithered into the office to discharge beefers in Ian's chair.

by Beefy McBeefers November 15, 2023