beerventory

an inventory of the beer in the fridge.

Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

Benevolent Creature

A man that performs cunnilangus without any expectations of an act of equal or greater value from the receiving party.

Thomas was such a benevolent creature when he went to third base with Fantina last night

by Omnimon1234 September 13, 2011

benevolent trolling

Trolling by engaging in a form of philanthropy that is directly counter to the target's beliefs.

Donating money to pay for vaccines in the name of a prominent anti-vaxer and having a letter of gratitude sent to them is a form of benevolent trolling.

by LaughsAngrily February 3, 2015

Beefvelope

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

beevaderr

coolest most epic person ever

beevaderr

by liziscoolerthanyou July 9, 2021

Beerventure

The act of visiting multiple alcoholic establishments in search of a rare type of beer.

Melissa: "Are you home yet?"
Sara: "No, my grandma made me go on a beerventure to find some Shiner Bock Ruby Red."
Melissa: "Did you find any?"
Sara: "Yeah, after we visited 5 other stores!"

by dazedncornfused May 19, 2011

Beeves

Plural of beef. Funny word.

Yo soy los biftecs (beeves) con queso.

by Paulie T. May 16, 2006