balls 

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")

Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"

balls by Raymoo November 1, 2007

Balls 

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

Balls by SlopNChop April 19, 2018

Balls 

Used as a target when being touched by creepy old guys

Some old guy tried to put me in his van so i kicked him in the balls

Balls by Spartan Monky October 18, 2008

balls 

Used to descibe something that you dislike.

This math test is balls.

balls by PunkYardDog May 3, 2003

Balls 

An extremely unfortunate event in which the dejected participants' visceral reaction is to say "BALLS!"

Spending $40 on mini-pitchers of rum and coke at a bar right before a fire alarm goes off, and then a security bitch says your drinks will still be there when you come back in, but when you do they have been dumped out. Balls.

Balls by cheball August 12, 2008

balls 

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?

I just got kicked in the balls.

balls by Meepster March 18, 2015

Balls 

1: An expression of dismay.

2: Discribing something unsavory or unsatisfactory.

1: We missed the bus? Balls!

2: This new video game you bought is balls. I beat it in two days.

Balls by Psy Peterson March 14, 2009