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Banana Chips

Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!
by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017
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balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.
A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.
by Istok March 23, 2007
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boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.
I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.
by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014
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Banana Jacket

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids
by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011
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banana rag

period sex.
im sure the connections are pretty easy to figure out.
she enjoys a bit of banana rag every now and again...
by Damion Spoon December 2, 2007
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banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped
Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.
by Corn2137 February 24, 2018
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