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That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.
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They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
by Bulldog August 2, 2007
Get the F.I.B's mug.A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
Get the F.L.A.B.B.S. mug.F.R.B's stands for Free Range Boobies. Just like free range chickens the girls allow their boobs to be roaming freely under loose shirts.
by SupaMD July 28, 2007
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Get the G.D.M.F.S.O.B. mug.Fucking Illinois Bastards...Very supid and ignorant people from illinois especially from chicago who think that because of them wisconsin is still around.They drive like a maniac @ home and like grandma up in god's country(WI). All fibs are just complete idiots and i can't stand them.
Let's go up snowmobiling this weekend
ok but we will have to deal with all the f.i.b.s
i know but we can kick thier asses if they talk shit
ok but we will have to deal with all the f.i.b.s
i know but we can kick thier asses if they talk shit
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