Bald Spot Creep

A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.

Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.

by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008

bald bep

A term that denotes a person who is infatuated with Ninjago, obsessed with a Roblox game called "Saber Showdown", and is also bald.

esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.

"damn stop halfswinging u bald bep"

"the gamedev is such a bald bep"

by Alverum July 8, 2023

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Bald martin

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

by Rain Katie December 7, 2019

Bald Mullet

see Skullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.

by Professor Pro January 4, 2012

Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

baelemma

When you have more than one bae on the go and can't decide who to make wifey

I'm so into tube bae but also GT bae, I'm finding my self in an absolute baelemma

by SwaggaDonSmith March 15, 2018