Assburger

A clinical asshole. Someone who thinks everything looks or sounds like shit. Who cares fuck you

Example of assburgers: Aka Sarah palin aka al gore. aka that racist white guy from Alabama

by Dontworryaboutitfucku October 6, 2011

Assburger

Someone who is extremely antisocial.

Tim is such an assburger: He never says a word to anyone .

by Spencer C. May 24, 2005

Assburgers

Simply put, Burgers made of ass. Rump roast.

ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!

Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??

Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?

The assburgers at this place are wonderful

by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 7, 2009

assburgers

When you eat to many burgers and it goes to your ass.

person1: woahh your assbugers is acting up!
Person2: yea i know, i ate alot of burgers today so im gonna have assburgers

by joho minivan yellow greene kug May 16, 2009

assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 7, 2004

Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

asburger

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic

A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"

by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017