awaken

To become aware of what is really true or real. Often referred to in connection to the Conscious Revolution.

Now is the time to awaken and remember who you really are.

wake up, Oneness, The Shift, Conscious Revolution, Awakening Revolution, Wayseer, Starseed, Indigo children, Davinci, Lightworker, Lightwarrior, sheeple.

by Working2OpenUrMind&Heart February 2, 2014

Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth

I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am

by Crapcrab October 22, 2016

Great Awakening

The harsh reality that hits an Applehead, Machead, iFool, or other Apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their iPod, iPad, iPhone, or Mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that Steve Jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

This is usually brought on the very first time that a Mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved documents), or an iPod, iPhone, or iTunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.

Leaira: Did you hear what happened to Brittany?
Jordan: No, what happened to her?
Leaira: Well, she just experienced the Great Awakening.
Jordan: Oh really!? Her iPod quit working?
Leaira: It sure did! She picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an Apple logo and wouldn't do anything else. That's not all -- her MacBook froze up and crashed last week, and she can't get it to boot up anymore.
Jordan: Wow! That's too funny! So much for Crapple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! What is she gonna do?
Leaira: She's had it with Steve Jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. She says she's going to take a sledgehammer to all her Crapple junk, throw it in the iGarbage can, and buy some good products.
Jordan: Oh, that's cool! What is she gonna get?
Leaira: She just bought a Windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. She loves it! It works a lot better than her Macintrash ever did. And at half the price!
Jordan: Awesome! I think I'll get one too. What about her music player?
Leaira: We're going shopping today. She's just gonna get a basic MP3 player like mine. I love mine, and it only cost $50. It works directly with Windows with no iTunes or anything. I just drag and drop my MP3 files thru Windows. And it's a lot easier to use than her iPod ever was.
Jordan: That's awesome! Glad to hear she's finally kicking Crapple to the curb!

by Jordan_17 August 26, 2011

Awakophobia

The fear of getting training camp tickets.

Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.

Tedc: "I have suffered awakophobia for the past two years."

by The Lambinator December 29, 2007

False Awakening

A vivid or convincing dream about awakening from sleep, when in reality you're still sleeping

Jimmy had a false awakening because he had a dream in which he thought he woke up.

by WasserFeuer January 20, 2015

Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

by blackpinky March 2, 2009

Artificially Awake

When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.

I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals.  I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!

by Duke Rude July 29, 2009