asswipe

The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.

"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"

by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003

asswipe

A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.

You're a asswipe

by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014

asswipe

someone who has a messed up personality, does the wrong thing, or stinks!

boy: why do you keep disobeying me?...and take a bath asswipe!
girl: really?
boy: lol jk

by luluknobetter January 3, 2015

asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).

guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words

guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"

by scottyboyy64 March 11, 2016

Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 7, 2010

Dipshit Asswipe

Dipshit Asswipe Is primarily used as a n insult

"You're such a Dipshit Asswipe' sighed Billy

by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017