Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
Get the Asshat Monkey mug.In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.
by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003
Get the asshamster mug.by asshat January 22, 2003
Get the asschin mug.Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."
Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.
The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.
The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.
by dochomie July 7, 2009
Get the Asscheeks mug.(ass; hat) -noun
1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
That guy is such an asshat!
by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010
Get the Asshat mug.A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.
This asshattery has gone on for long enough!
by Brash December 13, 2008
Get the asshattery mug.A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."
Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.
by hotdanman March 6, 2010
Get the asshatty mug.