ASStrology

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

Houston Astros

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.

The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

asstronaut

A gay who explores places where no man has been before.

Jared Mezzochi is an asstronaut

by Andrei May 15, 2004

asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

asstronomer

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).

herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.

by carlos c March 3, 2008

asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

by mmm February 23, 2005

Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.

I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!

by Dick Brown December 9, 2006