asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 8, 2007

asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

by BGLou January 29, 2004

asspunch

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008

Aspyn

Aspyn's are typically short. They're crazy, funny, and weird. They will fight for their friends no matter what. Aspyn's tend to have a lot of friends too.

Noun: Aspyn is an amazing friend

by ——— October 25, 2018

Asspen

A rare breed of huma who enjoys to be called master itto. If seen proceed with caution.

The Asspen pounded into a gorou bodypillow.

by Fran?! April 7, 2023

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.

Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!

by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004