Asspillow

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 7, 2005

Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019

assignation

A secret meeting usually occurring between lovers.

As he prepared for the coming assignation with his sister-in-law his naked hairless chest began to throb and his face erupted into a cold sweat.

by witit November 22, 2013

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008