ass leg

An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.

Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.

Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.

by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009

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Assle

Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.

Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!

by Bighawk April 21, 2004

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assleech

An extreme tailgater.

The assleech was so close to my rear end that I could only see their car's roof.

by Belledawna January 21, 2011

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assleviathan

someone who is so mind-numbingly assholish it can only be descibed in the biblical sense.

Jeebus! Bradley is all assleviathan today! Run! the four whores-men of buttbaggery are coming next!

by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011

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assregation

Segregating someone because of their ass.
The act of leaving out another woman in a group because of her ass.
Getting aggregated because another female has a nice shaped butt than you.

Sorry Becky we use assregation to chose the females for our high school dance team.
I must use assregation when I decide which girls can hang around my boyfriend.

by assregation June 23, 2014

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