Alitosis

A word used as a verbal alarm system or signal.

A word used to say goodbye

Help me man! Alitosis!

I think I'm going to go to bed. Alitosis

by Ecolostic July 17, 2019

Assmosis

It’s when a shit sits in a toilet bowl for too long and starts to dissolve and turn to shit water.

AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis

by MotherfuckingSatan August 27, 2019

Assitis

Inflammation in the ass

“Did baby girl get l an butt implants or does she have assitis cause she kinda thicccccc!”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 29, 2021

Assissist

Someone who is extremely obsessed with ones own bootycheeks

John: Are you checking yourself out?

Stacy: No I'm checking my ass out

John: Wow you're a narcissist

Stacy: No I'm an assissist

by pussi hunt3r May 13, 2022

Assitis

Person who demonstrates cruel and mean spirited inflammatory behavior either knowingly or through stupidity.

Lately he has a a bad case of assitis

by Wokeamerican June 12, 2023

Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

ASSMOSIS

/ˈæs·moʊ·sɪs/
colloquial; pathological hygiene myth

Definition:
The delusional belief that standing in shower water alone effectively cleans the human anus, negating the need for direct contact, soap, or scrubbing. Most commonly found in adult males raised in environments where touching one’s own ass is considered a gateway to eternal damnation or mild gay panic.

“Yo, I ain’t tryna go near my hole like that, bro. The water gets it.”
"Bro that's not hygiene...That's assmosis."

by Faceofadeadstar July 21, 2025