Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

Assume

To make an Ass out of you & me

Don’t assume, it’s embarrassing for the both of us.

by BrwnCowstyn2 March 17, 2020

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

did you assume my gender

When some assumes your gender identity as a boy or girl when you're actually a demigender polysexual foxkin agender, so you be like "Did you assume my gender?"

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? IM NOT A BOY NOR GIRL, IM A DEMIGENDER POLYSEXUAL FOXKIN AGENDER

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004