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assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.
You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.
by houstoncougar September 30, 2009
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Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
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assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.
That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.
by berserker256 May 17, 2003
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assholeyness

A describing word, when someone is such an asshole, and you have to make up words to describe them.
He's so stupid, him and his assholeyness
by you're_a_little_fucker April 13, 2015
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assholete

an athlete that's an asshole
Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes
by kustnodi June 30, 2016
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Assholery

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.
Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.
by skdjfjdihdhkdhsndj May 8, 2022
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master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery
by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017
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