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assholegina

When the vagina on a woman is split into the asshole creating a super hole on the woman that is very large and hard to keep clean.
Sally got in a car accident and now has an assholegina.
by Lolz@fatpeople November 14, 2010
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Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.
Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.
by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021
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assholeatoeliosis

when a persons bowels reverse positioning to accommodate for all the shit they talk.
she lied so much that she contracted a severe case of assholeatoeliosis
by datrop December 17, 2016
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assholettery

Idea of being asshole.
Assholettery means promoting the idea of one asshole.
Government proclaiming failed policies as success,best example of assholettery
by Wordsnort May 5, 2018
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assholedier went to see

A crude song that only works with a London accent that is an excuse to swear.
Asshole asshole, assholedier went to see, (sea) two posts, two posts, two pistols on his knee, fuck your, fuck your for curiosity, fight for the queens cunt fight for the queens fun fight for the queens country.
by The Cold Emperor May 30, 2018
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Assholeperger syndrome

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.
That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.
by MineCunt May 22, 2019
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Assholebergers

A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.
If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.
by TheButcher39 October 16, 2020
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