Assiram

Coolest person ever! Probably on the shorter side with cubby toes!! Hottest thought on the block!

Dannggg assiram be looking fine!

by LittistChickieIsaHickie May 9, 2018

The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 June 8, 2016

assrammer

One who rams asses. Figure it out for yourself.

Dude, did you see Chris the other day? Yeah, he's become a real assrammer.

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

assgravy

1.The exaggerated shit sauce that spews from a true asshole's mouth. Usually he is your best friend when he's not drunk and talking.
2.Broken sentences coming from a non-english speaking citizen.

go shoot your assgravy at someone else, i am busy now.

by RAGEMASTER LTB October 4, 2010

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

Assgrabitis

The required need to touch/squeeze at least one girl's ass each day. This condition is fatal and if the patient who has this disorder goes without grabbing an ass they may be put into a vegetable state.

Note This is a serious disorder and if you need any more information about this topic please email me at
- [e-mail]

Hey, can you be a doll and let me cure my assgrabitis for today?

by The RealDRJG September 19, 2017

Assgravated

Similar to dickpressed
Assgravated is a man's feeling when in the elongated absence of sex. This could result in anger, depression, repression of emotions, and explorations in hobbies.

Mark has been a real spaz lately ever since he broke up with Julie. He's really assgravated all of a sudden.

by Yaboyjeremy May 18, 2020