- One of the cities in Ethiopia 175km from main city/Addis Ababa/
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia
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Nice assenism you used there.
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Timmy (Good person): "I'm gonna play some Roblox Arsenal"
Satan: "Ewww a roblox game"
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Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.
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Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Seal Team Six - Contact , Contact we have four inbound hostiles clothed as contruction workers, engaging fire
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator
1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him
2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator
1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him
2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
by binsurfer December 10, 2003
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