abscent

When your abscent from Facebook group chat for a while you get dissed. It's in the bible.

Bruce: I can't say shit in this convo without you guys dissin' eh for fuck sake.
Max: That's what happens when you're abscent.
Happened to me too.

by Moozes October 20, 2013

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011

assentacious

Adj. One who constantly assents no matter what the case. See agreeable.

Luscious
Underestimated
Curious
Assentacious
Sexy

by Lucas December 21, 2004

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

ascentionism

In simple form it is a religeon were you rise to a higher spiritual form. In other words you Ascend.also misunderstood to be a cult.

I am a ascentionist.
My religeon is Ascentionism

by Ovvar October 4, 2019

asscunt

1. A rather large and portly woman, typically condescending and large of bosom. Her "expertise" is narrow, her girth is not.
2. A homosexual man who is lesbian in nature, often lightheartedly referred to as: light in the loafers. A.K.A. a fairy.
3. One who enjoys the ungodly pleasures of anal stimulation.

Cameron asscunt Mannheim, Boy asscunt George, Clay asscunt Akin, Paris asscunt Hilton

by Andrew B. Banta February 2, 2009

asscunt

when someone is such an asshole...it spreads to other regions.

you are the biggest asscunt I have ever seen.....do you have a sharpie?

by imperviouslyred September 25, 2006