Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

jack assery

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.

by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012

assaroni

sticking macaroni in your ass then shooting it out, and feeding it to your pet iguana

i made assaroni at vincents house in his bed naked

by atts214 March 3, 2011

bad assery

A subject in the bad ass collage most people major in bad assery

Guy1: Wow you are a bad ass
Chuck Norris: Yea i majored in bad assery (round house kicks guy1 in the face).

by ass bad March 11, 2009